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OFF CAMPUS Archives
Summer 2001
OFF CAMPUS: When
Johnny Met Suzie
10/21/02: Baby Seals
10/23/02: Computer quandry
10/28/02: Medical emergency
10/30/02: Pretty far gone
11/01/02: Tricks or treats?
11/04/02: Suzie, Mistress of the Dark
11/08/02: Turn light off
11/13/02:
Who Da Man?
11/19/02: The super babe
12/02/02: Rachel accepts Liz's proposal
12/06/02: Love and basketball
12/18/02: Three cheers
12/24/02: Three offers
12/27/02: The smell of strippers
12/30/02: A chance encounter
2003
01/06/03: The evening continues
01/10/03: Once a cheater . . .
01/13/03: Rachel who?
01/16/03: Paul's proposal
01/27/03: An uncomfortable stare
01/29/03: Shawn and Rachel swap stories
01/31/03: A wise man's advice
02/05/03: A jerk of a guy
02/12/03: Class competition
02/17/03: Austin's partner
02/19/03: A startling revelation
02/24/03: Johnny's reclaimation project
02/26/03: It's cold, inside and out
03/03/03: Talk to the hand
03/12/03: Talk to the roommate
03/17/03: Travis's love life
03/20/03: Travis is moving out
03/25/03: Jenny gets screwed
04/02/03: Better than pancakes
04/09/03: Austin gets screwed
04/11/03: Blue ballin'
04/21/03: Standing outside the door
04/30/03: A bad host
05/02/03: Liz wants advice
05/07/03: Step away from the thong
05/14/03: Shawn's past
05/19/03: The break up
05/21/03: Two years lost
05/23/03: Beauty with an edge
05/28/03: All in good fun
09/01/03: Graduation
09/03/03: A promise not to laugh
09/05/03: Smolderingly seductive
09/08/03: Losing the house
09/10/03: Skirt chasing
09/12/03: Three's company
09/15/03: Revenge of the UPS lady
09/19/03: A hug would be nice
09/22/03: It's about respect
10/01/03: Sleeping on the couch
10/15/03: The fire of a thousand burning suns
11/25/03: Naked Tuesday
11/26/03: The lucky condom
12/01/03: Not in the mood
12/15/03: Everybody's leaving
12/30/03: A woman's prerogative
2004
03/15/04: The next five weeks
03/16/04: The same screen
03/17/04: The rainbow stage
03/18/04: Liz's special friend
03/19/04: The mourning after
03/22/04: Nothing cool
03/24/04: One badass pumpkin
03/25/04: On the phone
03/30/04: The only girl in the house
04/06/04: Rachel's black couch
04/12/04: Sugar-coated
04/13/04: A dry spell
04/22/04: The wingwoman wore capris
05/04/04: Spider webs
06/03/04: Mauve
06/05/04: Blinds are boring
06/08/04: The new bitch
06/10/04: No reason to fear
06/24/04: Work Sucks Part 1: Pussy Whipped
06/26/04: Work Sucks Part 2: Mad Patients
06/29/04: Work Sucks Part 3: City of Zeroes
07/03/04: Work Sucks: Conclusion
07/13/04: That'll make her wet
07/15/04: The Crown Lingerie
07/17/04: The things we do for England
07/24/04: The best sauce
07/29/04: Working late
07/31/04: Work and pleasure
08/03/04: Lying bitch!
08/05/04: Not exactly blind
08/24/04: Deep-fried ballsweat
08/26/04: Alfredo sauce
08/28/04: To the bathroom
08/31/04: The imaginary redhead
09/07/04: Rum and Coke
09/09/04: They just live together
09/11/04: Setting the record straight
09/13/04: Taste spray
09/14/04: Anal feeding tubes
09/16/04: I'll take two
09/18/04: Enter the ass
09/19/04: Caught
09/21/04: A look from across the bar
09/23/04: Dana
09/25/04: Flirting
09/26/04: Semen-breath
09/28/04: Everything has a price
09/30/04: Long Island Ice Tea
10/02/04: Baby
10/05/04: Checking in on Shawn Junior
10/07/04: Working in the coal mines
10/12/04: Saved from the Queen of Sores
10/14/04: Making drinks and easy women
10/16/04: Protection
10/26/04: Lasagna chunks
10/28/04: Sweet and handsome
11/02/04: Come in for awhile
11/04/04: Me too
11/09/04: That was easy
11/11/04: A walk to the car
11/13/04: Is that a threat?
11/14/04: Smart ass
11/16/04: Three blocks
11/23/04: More than just friends
11/25/04: Hard to believe
11/27/04: Like a brother to her
11/28/04: I already know how that will go
12/02/04: Playing Ross
12/04/04: I'll think about it
12/09/04: No fucking way
12/11/04: The office of Dr. Cho
12/12/04: Later
12/16/04: Packing staplers
12/18/04: The third geekiest group in America
12/25/04: Breaking the ice
12/28/04: The peak of canine humor
12/30/04: Some things just exist
2005
01/02/05: Art and Story
01/06/05: Looking for a good time
01/13/05: Worse than rabbits
01/19/05: Worse than a puppy
02/10/05: Skanked out featuring Gwen Stefani
02/15/05: Rule #1
02/17/05: Free drinks
02/22/05: Welcome to 23
02/26/05: Being pissy
02/27/05: A one-night stand
03/01/05: Three more times
03/03/05: The kiss of death
03/07/05: That's how I lost my virginity
03/13/05: Going gay on us
03/15/05: Something about a catheter
03/17/05: It's a purse, yes
03/19/05: Time to work on it
03/26/05: I saved that for you
03/27/05: I basically stole it
04/09/05: Even if you had said "no"
04/10/05: Still in
04/17/05: A friend from high school
04/23/05: All the girls wanted to fuck him
04/28/05: What the hell was that?
04/30/05: The trouble with Travis
05/01/05: Talking about math shit
05/03/05: What did you do?
05/05/05: Little boy hips
05/07/05: The shadow of Miss Teen Universe
05/08/05: Squirming for three days
05/10/05: The little Tex-Mex runt
05/14/05: Sucking more
05/17/05: Balloon boobs
06/09/05: Definitely a little pissy
06/14/05: Grand Theft Friend
06/16/05: Like sleeping with Elmo
06/28/05: Molesting a muppet
07/12/05: Doing well
07/21/05: Johnny says relax
07/26/05: One swanky joint
07/28/05: Lasix for the arms
08/01/05: A case of homophobia
08/02/05: The downstairs gym
08/04/04: Brown-eyed girl
08/05/05: Past dinner time
08/08/05: Shy and innocent
08/09/05: Doing the deed
08/11/05: Done curling his hair
08/12/05: Three-fifty and a phone number
08/15/05: The class about the stuff
08/16/05: Subtle
08/18/05: He hasn't mentioned a girlfriend
08/19/05: Tricked into bed
08/22/05: I can't afford to park here
08/24/05: Oh shit
09/08/05: The waiter is here
09/09/05: An honorary black dude
09/15/05: Twenty-one and up
09/21/05: Did that just happen?
09/22/05: Not his type
09/28/05: Why does everybody keep doing that?
10/04/05: Give her a whirl
10/11/05: Would that be a problem?
11/09/05: Yes. Seriously
11/16/05: Non-practicing
11/17/05: Not that big of a deal
11/29/05: The last to know
11/30/05: Coming out of the closet isn't easy
12/01/05: We haven't talked in two years
12/05/05: The world's biggest fuck-up
12/06/05: Nineteen tops
12/09/05: Another beer
12/12/05: Doing your time
12/14/05: The boy on the left
12/15/05: Two boys and two girls
12/26/05: Cock-blocking Shawn
12/27/05: A dorky guy with huge glasses
2006
01/02/06: Just so we're perfectly clear
01/06/06: We can never be
01/09/06: You don't think I'm hot?
01/13/06: No more dorky glasses
02/06/06: Turned down twice in one night
02/08/06: Mighty wingman
02/10/06: It's called a T-string
02/13/06: It's getting hot in here
02/17/06: I won't tell Rachel
02/20/06: Don't you think that would be weird
02/22/06: Oh hell no!
02/24/06: Bar fight
02/27/06: The police are here
03/01/06: You're freaking out
04/06/06: Like I've done this before
04/12/06: Did you catch any of that?
04/18/06: Just let me do the talking
05/03/06: A fight or something
06/06/06: Shaking like a leaf
07/31/06: Changed in the butt
08/08/06: Fucked up night
08/17/06: I own you now
08/21/06: That's not your T-shirt
08/22/06: Friends and assholes
08/24/06: Beaten retarded
08/25/06: The one to pork his sister
08/28/06: Suzie's discovery
08/29/06: Don't be sorry
08/31/06: The proposal
09/01/06: Time to get married!
09/05/06: Call her or she'll never forgive me
09/18/06: Sit a spell
09/20/06: Waking the maid of honor
09/29/06: In
vino veritas
10/18/06: Rachel says "oh" a lot
11/08/06: The Shawn-thing
11/10/06: Okay with it
11/17/06: Not your type
11/27/06: Under the circumstances
12/04/06: Gaydar
12/20/06: Total devastation
12/31/06: Stupid
2007
01/16/07: Terrible at the game
02/01/07: When I hear it from you
02/15/07: And the best man is . . .
02/23/07: Nothing to lose
04/05/07: Not hardly
04/11/07: Save the lecture
04/23/07: Better than Doug
04/27/07: What?
05/07/07: You are, aren't you?
05/11/07: Not going anywhere
05/29/07: We're done talking
06/02/07: Boy meets Ass
06/04/07: Fit right in
06/20/07: Scalp vomit
07/10/07: Allow myself to introduce myself
07/23/07: God Complex
08/02/07: One Big Sex-Blur
08/07/07: 36C-23-35
09/20/07: The Admiral
10/04/07: She's magically delicious
10/16/07: Overdue for a Lay
11/05/07:
Slippery When Gay
11/13/07: Compared to a Liar
12/20/07: It's Not Like That
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